e-r-w-i-n:

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus

yayahana:

is this fucking hetalia cosplay

me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

gotchi:

Oh no

cryaotich:

full homo

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

Fox go FLOOF

vanilladesu:

emidesuu:

ぽっっっっ!!攻撃

i can’t stop watching this LOL

IS SHE EVEN HUMAN

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

Track:
Bring Me To Life
Plays:
569,345 plays

thelof9:

zouweemama:

paynal:

princebaryll:

sssAAAAYYYVVVEEe mAAAAaAaAaaaAAYyY

FUCK ME NONONASD NON

If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing

fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog

ghostlyribbits:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

shots fired

itseasytoremember:

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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